"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

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(Source: maxerica, via minxkittysharon)

president-brobama:

*takes a handful of candy* wow that’s way too much *puts 1 back*

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mohsinqdimensions:

queridagordita:

swiggityswagurfab:






This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp. 

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

No matter how many times I see the gif or the video, I will never, ever, in my life, get over him throwing a printer through a window.

He’d think of hitting him with the printer then change his mind and run for his life. Hahaha!

mohsinqdimensions:

queridagordita:

swiggityswagurfab:


This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

No matter how many times I see the gif or the video, I will never, ever, in my life, get over him throwing a printer through a window.

He’d think of hitting him with the printer then change his mind and run for his life. Hahaha!

(via vintagehilly)

fwips:

when you call in to work and your coworker answers the phone in their peppy work voice then realizes its you and goes back to sounding just as dead inside as you are

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tastefullyoffensive:

[jimbenton]

drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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